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Resolved Question: Should I ask HIM out?
So there's this boy I'm crushing on, right?
And we're doing this ASL project. He's really quiet and shy, but when I told him I saw him in basketball practice he got all grinny and excited. Adorbs.
Anyways, then this girl who sits in front of him asked him who he's taking to homecoming and he said he didn't know, but he might go alone or not at all. I WANNA GO WITH HIM. Anyways, the girl who asked already has a BF, and she was just curious.
This boy did take a cheerleader last year though. I'm on golf. Ha.
He seems kind of popular even though he's all shy.
I really like him and I need a date. What should I do?
I'm not sure about asking him out though because I live in a small town in Texas and it's kind of absurd, here.
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Voting Question: Is it about time we tax or ban GOLFING since it not only hazardous but it distract politicians from working?
Politicians are always banning and taxing fun things of every day Americans its about time we do the same thing to them. They been know to create global warming sparking fires to acres of land especially in dry zones experiencing droughts such as Califirnia Nevada, and Texas. Perhaps we should categorize this under a luxury tax.
http://www.sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_golf/post/Golfers-s-swing-sparks-25-acre-California-blaze?urn=golf-266447
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Resolved Question: where to winter in Texas?
Small cabin with fishing and golf.
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Voting Question: Is there any hope of me getting into the University of Texas at Austin?
2.5 GPA
All the required courses
Golf
Ranked 356 out of 565
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Resolved Question: how much does it cost to ship a car from TX to VA?
i live in El Paso Texas and i need to ship my car to Arlington Virginia
anybody know of a cheap shipping company?
its a 1991 VW golf GTI
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Resolved Question: Is this how it would be if you Married Each Sign?
i seriously doubt anyone will agree with this...but lets try it lol
TAURUS
A Taurus doesn't do anything unless there's something to show
for it. Walk into even the most modest Taurus's home, and you'll
see at least a whole wall of trophies. Never mind that they are
for "Most Improved Bowler" or "Third Place, Rhubarb Pies" or
"Fastest Sheep Catcher in Texas." So they´re more likely to just want a show off partner to make them a ´´trophy wife´´
GEMINI
Gemini also love to "chase someone till they're caught."
Women, especially, love to pricktease, and then when the guy falls
all over them drooling, she'll *forget* she was ever remotely
interested. *****. Conclusion, NEVER marry a Gemini.
CANCER
Cancers are pretty dull partners. Foreplay to a Cancer man involves
a kiss on the cheek. Ask a Cancer woman what for play is, and she'll
say "something they shout on a golf course before they throw out
the first ball." The phrase "wham, bam, thank you, mam" was invented
to describe a Cancer's honeymoon. So you can forget about this union if you dont like the boring type.
LEOS
Leos are conceited and vain. However, they make good support partners. They are very trusting and generous.
The phrases "The check is in the mail", "I love you", and
"I won't *** in your mouth" are all on the Top 10 Phrases
to save for Leos. What more can you ask for in a husband?.
VIRGOS
Virgos are the kind of people who put sanitized toilet seat
covers down on a clean motel john. They are the kind of people
who insist on using the unopened tube of K-Y. If the condom
isn't vacuum-sealed, they won't go near it. And complete showers,
if not disinfected baths, are required both before and after.
And if you even touch a Virgos asshole, kiss your tryst goodbye. Not a good idea.
LIBRAS
Libras are pretty good husbands and houswifes.
These people will do almost anything for peace and harmony. The way
to drive a Libra ape-**** is to say "**** me or I'll play loud punk
rock music." Along those lines, Libras make the best hostages.
Unfortunately, many of them also become cops. Nightsticks make a
well-behaved lover.
SCORPIOS
Scorpios posess great intellectual curiosity & creative talent. They
think they are rebels & are arrogant, proud, conceited, and worth every
penny of it. Despite all these shortcomings, they make loyal & devoted
marriage partners, at least for the first 5 minutes. After that, it just
depends on what catches their eye. Scorpios always want what they can't
have, and generally manage to get it...sometimes legally.
SAGITTARIUS
They dislike being tied down, and hate to even talk about it.
A single Sagittarius is charming, but a married one is an
obnoxious flirt who would sell his/her spouse for a roll in the
hay with a new young stag/broad. And it often works out that way.
CAPRICORNS
Often self-conscious, and overly concerned with what other
people think of them, Capricorns can be a real pain. They are
much more interested in appearances than any other sign. But
if you cross them, they don't get angry, they don't get even.
They just turn their internal thermostat down about 100 degrees
when they see you. Women who marry a Capricorn, and flirt, end
up with a pussy full of cocksicle.
AQUARIUS
Generous to a fault, it was an Aquarius who invented the
"pity ****." Someone having a rough time? Well, **** 'em!
Literally! It'll cheer him up, at least. Of course, when an
Aquarius screws you, you may walk bowlegged for months.
It depends on how many positions, "toys" and hours the session
lasts. So, no good marriage material here.
PISCES
There isn't really much more to say about Pisces people. Except
that creativity is often achieved through deprivation, and as a
result, some of the most expressive artists were born Pisceans. BORING.
ARIES
The Aries affair usually gets pretty kinky, because with that
limber body and great stamina, they get bored with "the same old
thing" every night. From woman-on-top to shetland-pony-on-top is
not a long leap for an Aries. Is that really something you wish to marry?
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Resolved Question: Can I get into the University of Texas at Austin?
2.5 GPA
Ranked 33% out of 566
26 ACT
Out of state
Golf & Football
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Voting Question: What Stores Sell Hermit Crab Shells?
I Live In McKinney, Texas And I have had the same Hermit Crab for a long time. And The other day i went to that earth bound store and got a second hermit crab. The Guy there said that its always better to have to or 3 shells in the cage at all times. Well the way my hermit crab is sized it is hard to find a perfect size shell for him because they are either The Size of a golf ball or the size of a softball. What are all the places You know that are somewhat near me that sell hermit crab shells?????
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Voting Question: What could have caused my blackout?
The other day I went out to play some golf. When leaving, I began to notice as we walked to my buddy's car that I was having spotted vision. Little black spots all over my vision made it difficult to see. After sitting in the car, I felt better but then while in a 7-11, I completely lost vision and fell to my knees from weakness. The total blindness lasted about 20 seconds.
What could have caused this? I should add that my best guess is dehydration because I didn't have much water and played golf in the Texas summer heat (at 5:00 p.m.).
O and I might add, that my left ear had been acting funny during the golf game. It kept popping and sort of "opening" in a weird way that made when my voice seem oddly amplified when I talked
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Resolved Question: Whoever is president of the US, shouldn't he/she get ample R&R, to avoid making bad decisions from stress?
I'm asking this question as a far leftist, in response to RW attacks on President Obama and Michelle Obama for supposedly taking too many vacations. My biases are obvious, of course.
But really, I think the same point applies to Republican presidents that people like me have bitterly criticized -- notably Ronald Reagan in the 1980s and George Bush in 2001-2008.
Anybody who's elected president of the USA these days faces a tremendously overwhelming job, an almost impossible job. All of the individuals who've served in the White House since 1960 also have encountered times of unbelievable political & personal stress.
Shouldn't the American people hope that our elected leaders will try to keep from succumbing to that stress, to the point where their judgment gets clouded & they make bad decisions?
Whether we're talking about Obama looking at issues surrounding jobs creation or policy towards Iran, or GW Bush looking at issues surrounding -- uh, economic policy and Iraq -- or Reagan confronting the deep recession of 1982-1983, or JFK during the Cuban missile crisis -- shouldn't we want all of these people to be getting as much rest & relaxation as possible?
Isn't the worst possible scenario one in which the President -- whoever it is -- turns in 14 to 18-hour days, and drinks too much coffee & spends excessive amounts of time discussing politics and policy with political friends & foes, during crises like Hurricane Katrina or the 2010 BP oil spill disaster?
I'm not saying we want a president who is intellectually and/or morally lazy.
But aren't we much better off with leaders who nap a lot (Reagan), cut brush on the Texas ranch for relaxation (Bush) or put in time vacationing and playing golf (Obama) -- rather than with obsessive workaholics who may burn out on the job, or make snap decisions everyone later regrets?
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